Barber itch

Everyone in the haircutting business has heard of barber itch. It is the rash you get the day after a haircut in a shop with poor sanitization practices. I have barber itch of a different type… I am itching to get to a barber shop. I am in the throws of the longest stretch on record that I can remember me going without a haircut. The TX haircut debacle is still hanging over my head, literally. My wife cleaned up the edges a few days ago. I am still waiting to have enough hair to make the visit to Roy to have him bring me back into the world of the reasonably haired.